‘You Stay At Home All Day. What Do You DO?’ they asked.
Been there? Well I have.
You see, there’s a reason why I am a happy ‘Mary Poppins’ in the morning that turns into the ‘Killer Frost’ by night!
Stay At Home Mom Love Cleaning Things So That The Kids Can Swing By And Destroy Them!
Once upon a time I had a super clean house….date that BEFORE KIDS.
Sigh….maybe in the next 25 years you can see this again like this
I Am A Stay At Home Mom And I Am Literally Always Doing Laundry!
Forget (Oh so often!)
Damn. Still Wet!
Sort! (when and if I’m still standing)
Resume Ironing! (Donning Super Woman Cape)
WTF!! I just turned my back after taking this picture and the kids just toppled the pile!!
So LOOOOOPPP till I die!!
I Am A Stay At Home Mom And I Keep People Alive!
I am Eligible For Heroic Deed Awards!
Rescued son from the top of the cupboard….
Saved the siblings from killing each other….
One day at a time, I struggle to keep people alive!
I Am A Stay At Home And I Deliver Children All The Time!
For those of you who don’t know, Stay At Home Moms are like those FedEx delivery boys.
Always making a delivery…to school, back from school, to swimming class, back from swimming class, to birthday parties and back from birthday parties. I don’t know about the you guys, but I’m pretty much carrying my entire household wares in my car trunk.
And Yes…I flip-flops everywhere!! It’s not like I ever hope to get out of the car and walk into a coffee shop!
I Am A Stay At Home Mom Stay At Home Moms Are Always Feeding People.
My children need 7 meals. Let me explain.
A top up snack.
Pre-dinner shack and then some namesake meal (which I insist is dinner!)
When they aren’t eating they are planning what to eat next. And in spite of all this they fall on the floor in convulsions, and agonize over which is better: my cooking—or—starving!!
Then there’s the keeping them away from raiding the fridge!
I Am A Stay At Home Mom And I Don’t Have Time To Judge!
I’m happy in my life and I really don’t have the time to put my nose in your business!
I Am A Stay At Home Mom And I Need A Lot More Than Just Advice!
Just tell me that I’m doing a great job and maybe make me a cup of coffee!
That’ll be all!!